Posted by
Rob on Thursday, November 06, 2008 6:30:58 AM
Well America, you have a new President. One who is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Yes America, you have finally done it. You have elected a man who will transform this country. A man who will bring sweeping changes. Goodbye USA, hello USSA. Hello United Socialist States of America. Comrades you have entered a new era. My money will be taken from me and given to someone who hasn't earned it. Our taxes will be raised to pay for mediocre health care and the bureauracracy to run it. We will also be called upon to fund abortion centers so planned parenthood can continue the wholesale baby slaughter for profit business it specializes in. Yes comrades you have a new President.